Husband (clearly exhausted from a week of high stress work and never-ending deadlines and fighting Friday rush hour): So how was your day? What did you do?
Wife (clearly under-employed): I cleaned my pores today with a Biore Pore Strip. OH, and I downloaded "Smack My Bitch Up".....
Husband (scuttling to fridge for beer): oh, uh, great...
Feeling like Cher Horowitz ("Clueless") whose big accomplishment was "breaking in her new purple clogs". If only my life had that much meaning....
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