Friday, December 08, 2006

Dear Britney:

I know you're "country", but Victoria's Secret has been making underwear for a VERY long time. Please buy some. Or if you do choose to go commando, just:

A. Wear a longer skirt, or
B. Learn how to keep your legs closed.

I vote for B as the best choice for mankind in general. There are too many mini-K-Feds running around as it is.

Sincerely,

The World

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